Patty & Emily are pleased to announce that the 5th Annual Patty & Emily Shmazie Awards winners and honorable mentions will be revealed on Monday, June 27th at 10:00am via YouTube.
After careful consideration the eligibility committee has come to the following decisions:
The Shmazie committee has retired The “Did You Know Her Son Was Blind?” Shmazie Award for Disabled Acting forever and apologizes for its existence.
For the 2015-2016 season:
- Hamilton has been ruled ineligible for these awards, as the committee did not see the Broadway production.
For the 2015-2016 season, the following awards have been reinstated:
- Exceptional Comeback
- Exceptional Leading Actor in a Revival of a Musical
- Exceptional Special Theatrical Event
For the 2015-2016 season, Child Acting will be broken down into two non-gendered categories:
For the 2015-2016 season, the following awards have been suspended:
- The ChristianeNollRagtime Shmazie Award for Reinterpretive Acting
- Exceptional Fucking Performance by Real Hair
- Exceptional Child Ensemble
For the 2015-2016 season, the following categories have been added:
- Exceptional Pre-Show Announcement
- Exceptional Hamilton Hipster Award
- The Coalhouse Walker III Special Shmazie Award
- Exceptional New Jersey Shade
- Exceptional Revival of a New Musical with a Book by George C. Wolfe
Below is a complete list of the Shmazie Award categories:
The Beth Leavel Shmazie Award
Exceptional Hamilton Hipster Award
Exceptional Headshot, Female
Exceptional Headshot, Male
Exceptional Fucking Hair, IRL
Exceptional Ass of An Actress
Exceptional Ass of an Actor
The Christian Borle’s Arms Shmazie Award
The “Nine People’s Favorite Thing” Shmazie Award
The Honey Badger Shmazie Award
Special Shmazie Award for Adding Lustre to the Broadway Season
Exceptional Comeback
Exceptional Cast Recording
Lifetime Achievement
Breakout Star
Exceptional Theatrical Moment That Became Our Inside Joke
Exceptional Pre-Show Announcement
Exceptional New Jersey Shade
Exceptional Sasstress
Exceptional Chemistry
Real Tear Realness
Exceptional Replacement Casting
The We’re Really Glad This Happened Shamzie Award
Exceptional Sung Passage by an Actor
Exceptional Sung Passage by an Actress
Exceptional Ensemble
Exceptional Ensemble, Dance
Exceptional Ensemble, Vocals
Exceptional Ensemble, Background Acting
The Coalhouse Walker III Special Shmazie Award
Exceptional Leading Child Actor in a Musical
Exceptional Supporting Child Actor in a Musical
Exceptional Featured Actor in a Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Featured Actor in an Original Musical
Exceptional Featured Actress in a Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Featured Actress in an Original Musical
Exceptional Supporting Actor in a Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Supporting Actor in an Original Musical
Exceptional Supporting Actress in a Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Supporting Actress in an Original Musical
Exceptional Leading Actor in a Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Leading Actor in an Original Musical
Exceptional Leading Actress in a Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Leading Actress in an Original Musical
Exceptional ‘Stache, Prosthetic
Exceptional ‘Stache, Natural
Exceptional Wigs
Exceptional Male Wig
Exceptional Female Wig
Exceptional Prop
Exceptional Costumes
Exceptional Quick Change
Exceptional Lighting Design of a Musical
Exceptional Set Design
Exceptional Tap Dance
Exceptional Dance Battle
Exceptional Dream Ballet
Exceptional Choreography
Exceptional Orchestrations
Exceptional Sound Design
Exceptional Music
Exceptional Lyrics
Exceptional Original Book of a Musical
Exceptional Adapted Book of a Musical
Exceptional Direction of a Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Direction of an Original Musical
Honorable Mention to Plays We Saw
Exceptional Special Theatrical Event
Exceptional Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Revival of a New Musical with a Book by George C. Wolfe
Exceptional Original Musical
Holy cow!! There must be three times more categories here than both the Tonys and the Oscars
I would not be surprised if “Exceptional New Jersey Shade” went to American Psycho.