The 2013-2014 Shmazie Awards Eligibility

Patty & Emily are pleased to announce that the 3rd Annual Patty & Emily Shmazie Awards winners and honorable mentions will be revealed on Monday, June 2nd at 10:00am via YouTube.

After careful consideration the eligibility committee has come to the following decisions regarding the following awards categories:

For the 2013-2014 season, the following awards have been reinstated:

  • Exceptional Ass of an Actress
  • Exceptional Ass of an Actor

For the 2013-2014 season, the child acting categories will revert to the following:

  • Exceptional Child Actor in a Musical
  • Exceptional Child Actress in a Musical

For the 2013-2014 season, the following award has been suspended:

  • Exceptional Book of an Original Musical

For the 2013-2014 season, the following award has been added:

  • Exceptional Fucking Hair

The following decision was made about acting eligibility:

  • Adriane Lennox is ineligible for a Shmazie, as she was out of the show when the committee attended.

Below is a complete list of the Shmazie Award categories:

The Beth Leavel Shmazie Award
Exceptional Headshot, Female
Exceptional Headshot, Male
Exceptional Fucking Hair
Exceptional Ass of An Actress
Exceptional Ass of an Actor
The “Nine People’s Favorite Thing” Shmazie Award
The Honey Badger Shmazie Award
Special Shmazie Award for Adding Lustre to the Broadway Season
The ChristianeNollRagtime Shmazie Award for Reinterpretive Acting
Exceptional Cast Recording
Lifetime Achievement
Breakout Star
Exceptional Sasstress
Exceptional Chemistry
Real Tear Realness
Exceptional Replacement Casting
Exceptional Sung Passage by an Actor
Exceptional Sung Passage by an Actress
Exceptional Ensemble
Exceptional Ensemble, Dance
Exceptional Ensemble, Vocals
Exceptional Ensemble, Background Acting
Exceptional Child Actor in a Musical
Exceptional Child Actress in a Musical
Exceptional Featured Actor in a Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Featured Actor in an Original Musical
Exceptional Featured Actress in a Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Featured Actress in an Original Musical
Exceptional Supporting Actor in a Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Supporting Actor in an Original Musical
Exceptional Supporting Actress in a Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Supporting Actress in an Original Musical
Exceptional Leading Actor in a Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Leading Actor in an Original Musical
Exceptional Leading Actress in a Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Leading Actress in an Original Musical
Exceptional ‘Stache, Prosthetic
Exceptional ‘Stache, Natural
Exceptional Wigs
Exceptional Male Wig
Exceptional Female Wig
Exceptional Prop
Exceptional Costumes
Exceptional Quick Change
Exceptional Lighting Design of a Musical
Exceptional Set Design
Exceptional Tap Dance
Exceptional Choreography
Exceptional Dream Ballet
Exceptional Orchestrations
Exceptional Sound Design
Exceptional Music
Exceptional Lyrics
Exceptional Adapted Book of a Musical
Exceptional Direction of a Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Direction of an Original Musical
Exceptional Special Theatrical Event
Exceptional Revival of a Musical
Exceptional Original Musical

Michael McCorry Rose and Tiffany Haas at Birdland!

When Michael McCorry Rose and Tiffany Haas met on the Wicked tour, the two of them had an instant friendship. He was drawn to her “infectious personality” and she to his “killer sense of humor.” They also realized they had a love of classic musical theatre, something that struck them as interesting since they were in the middle of this very contemporary musical tour. So the idea of their show, Cheek to Cheek: A Broadway Romance, was born.  A show that would be filled with all the songs they love to sing.

But things really started taking shape when Michael was chatting with an NYU theatre history professor, John Kenrick. Michael and Tiffany didn’t just want to do a concert and sing classic Broadway love songs, they wanted to tell the story of Broadway romance. They wanted to explore what was happening in the composers’ loves lives while they were writing these iconic songs. Tell the stories of the romance behind the music. And Professor Kenrick had those stories.

So, yes, you can expect to hear Rodgers & Hammerstein, Jerome Kern, and the Gershwins. But you will also hear how the Gershwins used to arrive at parties, claim the piano, and entice young ladies to join them. Then drawing from their repertoire of songs, they would pretend they were composing a song on the spot for whichever girl was sitting there. They would ask the girl’s name and as Tiffany put it, “insert the three syllable name into the tune that has the three syllable name.” What other salacious (or sweet) stories will we learn about composers from the Golden Age? You’ll have to come to find out!

Of course, we couldn’t let Michael and Tiffany go without answering our questionnaire! Here are their answers:

Patty & Emily: Do you know Beth Leavel?

Tiffany Haas: I don’t know her. But fun fact: When I was living in New York City, a little side job that I had was a reader for auditions at Telsey. And I only did it for one show, but I was the reader for The Drowsy Chaperone. So I read opposite for her, and Sutton, and Danny, and all these amazing people who were coming in. And I’m just sitting in this chair, reading Adolpho lines for Beth Leavel. I remember, she came into the room in character. And [director Casey Nicholaw] got a kick out of it because he knows her. And it was an upright piano, not a baby grand, so it’s not like there’s room to lay. So she created room to lay and as the accompanist was playing, she crawled up onto the piano keys. I’ll never forget it. It was unbelievable.

Michael McCorry Rose: Well, I mean, how am I going to beat that story? We just did a reading together a couple of months ago, and actually this morning we were in a recording studio recording demos for that show. So, we’ve worked together, but she’s not a close personal friend, but I am a fan.

P&E: Which show do you most want revived?

TH: I mean, I know it’s so weird, but, Bridges. And any Rodgers & Hammerstein, and Jerome Kern. Oklahoma, Carousel, Show Boat.

MMR: This isn’t even a show for me, but I just think it’s a perfect musical. When was the last time The King & I was revived?

P&E: It’s coming back! The last time it was on Broadway was in 1984 with Mary Beth Peil. Have you ever fallen asleep on stage while pretending to sleep or be dead on stage?

TH: Wait, was that a question? No. I have in yoga during shavasana, but not a show.

MMR: No. 100% no.

P&E: What’s your favorite Broadway house?

MMR: I’ve got my answer. It’s just fresh in my mind because I went to go see Hedwig the other night. And the remodel on the Belasco is just so impressive, it’s just stunning.

TH: I’ve got a soft spot in my heart for the Gershwin Theatre, where Wicked is. It was my Broadway debut, and I actually saw Show Boat there, and it was my first Broadway show experience. So that theatre holds so much oomph for me.

MMR: I have a question. Can I go back and make another answer? This occurred to me when Tiffany was talking. I was at The Music Box seeing Dead Accounts, and the house manager asked if I had ever been to Irving’s office. And I said, “No. What’s that?” So he took me up to Irving Berlin’s office. He was the owner and built the Music Box. So, he had this speakeasy that he built in his office; it was sort of through a hidden door. So the house manager goes in and does this elaborate series of pushing and unlocking and prodding and shifting and all the sudden this door pops open. And you put your head in, and down through this long, slender hallway — it’s a hallway that’s dimly lit and not finished — but it basically looks like a stone bar, enough room for a bar stool and someone to walk by. And it was a speakeasy during prohibition that he built in there that you could only access through his office.

P&E: Do you have a monologue prepared?

TH: I mean, if I had to do one for an audition, I would have to go through my stuff and find whatever last one I did.

MMR: I do. Well, I take a scene study class once a week, so it’s easier.

P&E: What is the show you’ve seen the most times?

TH: I think mine is Cats. My mother owns three dance studios, and she would come and see Cats all the time and bring me with her. I think it was something like 8 or 9 times? I know for a lot of Broadway people now, especially for a show like Wicked, if you’ve seen it 8 times, you’re not a real fan. But I think that’s it. That or the Radio City Rockettes.

MMR: I did go back a few times to that revival of South Pacific at Lincoln Center a few years ago. I kinda kept going back.

P&E: Who would you fangirl/boy over?

TH: Um, Kelli O’Hara. She’s a beauty.

MMR: Mine’s Audra McDonald, and here’s why. When I was at UCLA, she came to do a concert. She started the set by doing two gorgeous songs, and she’s in this evening gown, and just elegant, seeping with class. And then she said, “I just have to tell you I just flew in from New York and immediately stopped at In-N-Out on my way from LAX and got a Double-Double animal style, so if I start burping during this concert, I apologize in advance.” It just won us over because she’s just so beautiful, and it was the last thing you thought someone like that would say. And that was kind of my first introduction to her. And just through the years to see how virtuosic her career has been, to me is inspiring. Someone that seems equally at home in plays, in Shakespeare, certainly in musical theatre, opera. I mean, that’s truly a Renaissance actor to me. So that’s the one I’d probably freak out over. Well, I have met her a couple of times, and I just sort of didn’t say anything for fear of saying everything.

P&E: On a scale of 1-10, how awful is the Broadway World message board?

TH: I’ve never seen it.

P&E:  Good. Don’t go on it. It’s evil.

MMR: I have say the same thing. Once a few years ago, I saw a message board — I don’t think it was Broadway World; it was something else — and saw something about someone I know that was so deeply upsetting, so I just don’t read those for that reason.

P&E: If you had comps and a time machine, what would you go see?

TH: Oh, yes. I would see Judy Garland’s Carnegie Hall concert.

MMR: I would go back and see the first production of The Merchant of Venice. I’m just curious. People say Shakespeare was presented so much differently originally, and that the audiences were different, and that the language was different and fell on the ear in a certain way, and that it wasn’t the scholarly pursuit that it is now to go and watch Shakespeare. So, it would be cool to go back and actually experience that in real time.

Clearly, these two are full of their own great stories, so you can only imagine what they’ll do telling the great romances of Broadway’s classic composers. And speaking of romance, Michael agrees with Tiffany about a revival of The Bridges of Madison County, and they’ll both be available when it happens. We’ll definitely be there to see that, and we’ll be at Birdland on Monday, May 19th at 7:00pm for Cheek to Cheek: A Broadway Romance. Get your tickets here!

Sing Pretty, Don’t Fall Down: Kate Baldwin at 54 Below

We sat down with one our favorite Broadway ladies (and Patrick’s Mothers), Kate Baldwin, to find out a little more about her upcoming show at 54 Below, Sing Pretty, Don’t Fall Down. Kate said the name came from advice her college musical theatre professor would give her when she had, she’s ashamed to admit, let her musical theatre assignments fall behind her academics. So the very least she could do was go out there, sing pretty, and don’t fall down. Little did she know, however, that this ended up being good preparation for the way professional performers are often expected to learn things on short notice.

So, the idea for the show was formed from all of the things Kate wished she had known about the business, all the ways you could “fall down.” She’ll be sharing stories about her falls, but also how she got back up again. Get ready to hear showbiz tales about her interactions with fans at the stage door and run-ins with other actors. We also learned that she is not good at ad-libbing, in fact it’s one of her least favorite things to do. Not great when you just did a show with who she calls “the master ad-libber,” Norbert Leo Butz. And we can’t wait to find out what “salty advice” she got from an actor.

Interwoven with these stories, of course, will be what Kate calls some of her “greatest hits.” Included on this list will be a song from each of her most recent shows, Big Fish and Giant, songs from one of her favorite collaborators Sheldon Harnick, a couple of Sondheim songs that Kate doesn’t think she’s ever performed publicly, and a song with special guest Katie Thompson. But there’s much more than this in store, and really, it doesn’t matter what Kate Baldwin is singing because, in the end, Kate Baldwin is singing.

We once again ended our conversation by asking Kate to answer our silly little questionnaire. Here are her answers:

Patty & Emily: Do you know Beth Leavel?

Kate Baldwin: Yes, I do. I have photos with Beth Leavel.

P&E: Which show do you most want revived?

KB: I want to do Sunday in the Park with George, and I want to play Dot.

P&E: Have you ever fallen asleep on stage while pretending to sleep or be dead on stage?

KB: Yes. In high school, in A Midsummer Night’s Dream. I played Titania. And you know, she has to fall…I fell asleep.

P&E: What happened?

KB: Um, I don’t remember. I just remember somebody jabbing me and waking up. And probably not saying something in Shakespeare. Like Shakespeare’s a language. It wasn’t in Shakespeare. It was English, but it wasn’t in verse.

P&E: What’s your favorite Broadway house?

KB: Oh, the St. James. It has to be the St. James.

P&E: Dreamcast us in a show.

KB: Dreamcast you in a show? Newsies? You could be some Newsies.

P&E: Do you have a monologue prepared?

KB: Hell no. Do I have a monologue? I have never had a monologue in my life. Never. That’s a big fallacy.

P&E: What is the show you’ve seen the most times?

KB: The Full Monty because I was a swing, so I would go every night and watch it.

P&E: What about shows you weren’t working on?

KB: I don’t think I’ve seen a show more than twice. I saw The Wedding Singer twice because it was fun. I dug it. I saw The Drowsy Chaperone twice. I saw The Light in the Piazza twice because I cried through the first time. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels twice? Maybe.

P&E: Who would you fangirl over?

KB: I fangirled all over Laura Linney and turned into a big pile of mush.

P&E: On a scale of 1-10, how awful is the Broadway World message board?

KB: What? Is it…it’s a message board so people post their opinions about things?

P&E:  Don’t ever go on it. If you don’t know about it, then you don’t need to know it. It’s a 10. No, it’s a 20.

P&E: If you had comps and a time machine, what would you go see?

KB: Julie Andrews in My Fair Lady? Patti LuPone in Evita?

Kate will be at 54 Below for three nights: May 15th, 16th, and 17th. Get your tickets here, and we’ll see you there! And there’s a good chance she’ll be wearing these shoes, so you don’t want to miss out.

KB Shoe

Patty & Emily Meet the Tony Nominees!

We went to the Meet the Nominees reception and were able to interview these Tony nominees:
Chad Beguelin: Aladdin, Best Book & Original Score of a Musical
Joseph P. Benincasa: Tony Honors for Excellence in the Theatre
Danny Burstein: Cabaret, Actor in a Featured Role in a Musical
Nick Cordero: Bullets Over Broadway, Actor in a Featured Role in a Musical
Julian Crouch: Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Scenic Design of a Musical
Harvey Fierstein: Casa Valentina, Best Play
Robert L. Freedman: A Gentleman’s Guide to Love & Murder, Best Book & Original Score of a Musical
Joshua Henry: Violet, Actor in a Featured Role in a Musical
James Monroe Iglehart: Aladdin, Actor in a Featured Role in a Musical
Ramin Karmiloo: Les Miserables, Actor in a Leading Role in a Musical
Anika Larsen: Beautiful, Actress in a Featured Role in a Musical
Steven Lutvak: A Gentleman’s Guide to Love & Murder, Best Original Score of a Musical
Jerrod Spector: Beautiful, Actor in a Featured Role in a Musical
Isabel Toledo: After Midnight, Costume Design of a Musical
Darko Tresnjak: A Gentleman’s Guide to Love & Murder, Direction of a Musical

Watch the Tony Awards on June 8th at 8pm EST on CBS! Hugh Jackman will be there!