Shmazie Award Recipients!

When we sent out the Shmazies, we asked that the recipients send us a photo of their certificate! We’ll be updating this as (hopefully) more arrive!

“Thanks for the Shmazie Award! Such an honor!”- Nick Cartell, Best Supporting Actor in a Revival of a Musical

“Thanks for the award. I (and my nominated butt) are honored.” – Stephanie J. Block, Best Replacement Casting

“With my [Patty and Emily] Shmazie Award. I won best Feat. Actor but sadly lost the Award for Disabled Acting. Always next year.” – Andrew Keenan-Bolger, Best Featured Actor in an Original Musical

“Thank you!! I am honored!” – Paul Nolan, Best Sung Passage by an Actor

“Holy crap I won a Shmazie for “Best Stache – Natural.” Thanks [Patty and Emily.] I’m speechless.” – Max von Essen, Best ‘Stache – Natural

“Thanks for the Shmazie award, [Patty and Emily]!” – Lin-Manuel Miranda, Best Concert

“Thanks [Patty and Emily]for the Shmazies!!! You guys are awesome” – Patti Murin, Best Leading Actress in an Original Musical

“I won a Shmazie award!!!! Thank you so much!!!  Best Sasstress!!! Honored to bring y’all some sass! :)” – Kara Lindsay, Best Sasstress

“What’s better than a Shmazie for my designs on Lysistrata Jones!!” – David C. Woolard, Best Costumes

“Very happy with the awards.” – Norm Lewis, Best Leading Actor in a Revival of a Musical and The “Did You Know Her Son Was Blind?” Shmazie Award for Disabled Acting

Beyond Broadway

Hey guys! We saw four(!) shows that opened this week, and they were all pretty great!

Sunday, we were lucky enough to attend the opening of Once On This Island at Paper Mill Playhouse. Patty has been familiar with the score for years but had never seen a production, and Emily was just being introduced to it. And it was AMAZING. First of all, it’s Aherns and Flaherty, whose music we can frequently be heard singing in public places. Second of all, every member of the cast is fierce and has a stupid amazing voice. The set and direction are gorgeous, and the production really makes you feel like you’re listening to friends tell a story. So, do yourselves a favor and get out to Millburn, NJ and see this show. Once On This Island runs at the Paper Mill Playhouse until June 24th. www.papermill.org

Another show that opened on Sunday was Potted Potter. It’s at The Little Shubert (Aw. We miss Lucky Guy…), and it’s all seven of the Harry Potter books condensed into seven minutes. Patty is a HUGE Harry Potter fan (and book lover; Emily had to calm her down when the prop books used in the show were in danger of getting wet), while Emily has only seen (and enjoyed) the movies. It was a fun family show, and if you’re into Harry Potter a definite must-see. There’s some audience participation, which leads to great “live theatre” improv moments, especially since the volunteers are small children. Creators Daniel Clarkson and Jeff Turner have been working on this show for years, and it’s pretty clear they’re having a lot of fun up there together. Maybe one day our street performances of The Color Purple will wind up off-Broadway, just like them! Potted Potter runs at The Little Shubert until August 12th. www.pottedpotter.com

On Wednesday night, our Memphis buddy Chad Kimball opened Murder in the First at 59E59. If there’s one thing we love besides musical theatre, it’s a courtroom drama, especially a courtroom drama from the ’90s. The playwright, Dan Gordon, just so happened to adapt this play from his 1995 courtroom drama of the same name. We were on board. And with Chad as an abused inmate on trial for the murder of a fellow prisoner at Alcatraz and Guy Burnet as the young, idealistic lawyer with something to prove, this show did not disappoint. Throw in a publicity-hungry reporter, a lady lawyer trying to make it in the ’40s, and a corporate big brother, and you have a recipe for great drama. Be advised: there are some very adult scenes, as well as some fantastic fake mustaches. Murder in the First runs until July 1st at 59E59. www.59e59.org

Then, finally last night we attended the opening night of Medieval Play at Signature Theatre. We had actually seen it early in previews, and as usual, it was great to see what had been changed. It wasn’t drastically different, and we loved it both times! It’s a hilarious play about politics and religion in the middle ages, which were so crazy the history behind the play seems like it had to be made up. But by the end, you’re realizing how much of that craziness is still around. The cast is so committed to the style of the play, it adds to how funny it is. There is a lot of going back and forth between contemporary and period speech and between acknowledging the audience and playing to the reality of the situation. And the physical comedy is fantastic; there are great death scenes, sword fights, and funny walks. Medieval Play runs at Signature Theatre until June 24th. www.signaturetheatre.org

Categories Released for the Patty & Emily Shmazie Awards!

Here are the Shmazie Award categories! In one week, you’ll find out the winners. Speculate, discuss, and try to figure out who we picked!

The Beth Leavel Shmazie Award

Best Comeback

Best Headshot, Male

Best Headshot, Female

The “Nine People’s Favorite Thing” Shmazie Award

The Honey Badger Shmazie Award

Lifetime Achievement

The Kerry Butler Shmazie Award for Ageless Beauty

Special Shmazie Award for Adding Lustre to the Broadway Season

Best Concert

Best Cast Recording

Best Backup Vocals

Best Ass of an Actor

Best Ass of an Actress

The “Did You Know Her Son Was Blind?” Shmazie Award for Disabled Acting

Best Sasstress

Breakout Star

Best Chemistry

Real Tear Realness

Replacement Casting

Best Ensemble, Background

Best Ensemble, Vocals

Best Ensemble, Dance

Best Sung Passage by an Actor

Best Sung Passage by an Actress

Best Child Actor in a Musical

Best Child Actress in a Musical

Best Featured Actor in a Revival of a Musical

Best Featured Actor in an Original Musical

Best Featured Actress in a Revival of a Musical

Best Featured Actress in an Original Musical

Best Supporting Actor in a Revival of a Musical

Best Supporting Actor in an Original Musical

Best Supporting Actress in a Revival of a Musical

Best Supporting Actress in an Original Musical

Best Leading Actor in an Original Musical

Best Leading Actor in a Revival of a Musical

Best Leading Actress in a Revival of a Musical

Best Leading Actress in an Original Musical

Best Set Design of a Musical

Best Lighting Design of a Musical

Best Prop

Best Costume Design of a Musical

Best Wig

Best ‘Stache, Natural

Best ‘Stache, Not Natural

Best Orchestrations

Best Choreography

Best Tap Dance

Best Music

Best Lyrics

Best Direction of a Musical

Plays We Saw

Best Special Theatrical Event

Best Adapted Book of a Musical

Best Original Book of a Musical

Best Revival Of a Musical

Best Original Musical

Announcing The Shmazies!

It’s awards season in the theatre, and sure there are the big ones: the OCCs, the Drama Leagues, the Drama Desks, and those other awards that are being announced this morning. But from this year on, there will be another major theatre award. We give you The Shmazies! We’ll be giving out awards in all the standard categories, plus a bunch of others that we feel deserve recognition. So, stay tuned for more information on the awards and when we’ll be giving them out! And next year, we’ll be sure to book Radio City.

Patty & Emily’s AIDS Walk Team!

Shmazettes! We have signed up to participate in the NY AIDS Walk! This event will bring together 45,000 people from the tri-state area who care deeply about fighting HIV/AIDS in our community. Together we will raise urgently needed funds for GMHC and 43 other AIDS service organizations. Please visit our Team Site to donate. Or we’d love for you to join the Patty & Emily team and walk to help us raise money! If you come walk with us, you’ll get a Patty & Emily Memphis pin and a Patty & Emily Newsies sticker! Again, to sign up or donate, visit our Team Site. Thanks!

Let’s Chat About Smash: Update!

Hey all,

We had a lot of fun chatting with you guys about Smash and other Broadway stories (like this craziness)! We’re making this a weekly event, but we’re moving days so everyone can be involved. From now on, our weekly Smash/Broadway Ustream chats will be on Sunday nights. This Sunday, the 12th, we’ll be chatting at 10/9c US time because Emily is seeing Elaine Paige’s American Songbook concert (obviously). After this week, however, we’d like to have them earlier on Sunday evenings, either 6:00 or 7:00 our time. Let us know what time works for you! And if you have questions or topics you’d like us to discuss, send ’em our way via the comments, Facebook, Twitter, or Ustream! See you on Sunday!

Let’s Chat About Smash!

Hey shamzettes! So, our Smash review has gotten lots of feedback (mostly people reminding us that it’s just a TV show. Thanks! We thought it was a documentary!) But, this gave us an idea. We’re going to be doing live chat sessions on Ustream for a half an hour after every episode! Since we’re in New York, we’ll be chatting after the Eastern/Central airing, starting at 11/10c. If you’re elsewhere in the country or the world, we’ll be posting the chats as a video afterward. And everyone can always send us questions/comments via facebooktwitter, or Ustream for the next video! So, be sure to tune in! And rewatch our review (because you’ve obviously already seen it!) as a refresher.

So, it’s you and us, shmazettes, on February 6th at 11/10c! And don’t forget: it’s just a TV show (about something we love and are extremely passionate about)!

http://www.ustream.tv/user/PattyAndEmily

Patty & Emily & iBroadway!

Shmazettes! We’re super excited to announce our partnership with iBroadway, a great free app with information on shows, tickets, theatres, and more. They’re going to be sending us to shows, openings, and events as correspondents, so we can bring those to you! Check out the reviews we did for them for On A Clear Day and Lysistrata Jones. So stay tuned to our site and head to iTunes to get the app and iBroadway.net to see where they send us next!

Mamma Mia! (Here We Go Again)

Hey shmazettes!

On December 5th, we were lucky enough to attend a Bloggers Night at Mamma Mia. Here are our thoughts:

*They gave us pizza! Stop by Two Boots in Hell’s Kitchen for a slice of the Mamma Mia pie. Emily doesn’t eat sausage, so she enjoyed a plain slice. Patty loves a good sausage, so she loved it.

*They are also doing a special Winter Sale right now, with all Orchestra seats $49, $59, or $79. We’re broke, so we try to see as many shows as we can as cheaply as we can; and we’ve paid more for seats in the last row of theatres.

*Emily had seen Mamma Mia twice before, once in Seattle and once on Broadway with Beth Leavel. Patty had only seen the movie. Which we obviously saw together.

*We both agree that Lisa Brescia can SANG (she was an Elphaba, after all). Though we disagreed on one point: Emily thought she looked like Jodie Foster. Patty thought she looked like Laura Benanti, which Emily could see if she had brown hair.

*This show has held up much better than another long-running show we recently saw. (CoughChicagoCough)

*Patty felt that the costumes could use an update, while Emily thought they were appropriate for a Turn-of-the-Millennium Period Piece.

*Patty was irritated by the pre-recorded vocals (this is Broadway, after all), but Emily didn’t even notice them.

*At any jukebox musical, drunk, dancing audience members are always fun to watch.

*And as long as whoever is playing Donna sings her face off during “The Winner Takes It All,” Mamma Mia is worth it. Especially if it’s Meryl Streep, no matter how old she is.